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HHS SUMMER TOUR 2012:
April 25-30= UK
May 10-15 = Italia
May 16-21 = Deutschland
May 22-27 = Benelux
Someone somewhere has suggested that the time is right for Hot Head Show to return to the MAINLAND. Our brand managers at Tentacle Entertainments have apparently already confirmed several shows, which they tell us are in "really banging venues, guys", though their reticence when pressed for details does worry us slightly. A junior copyist who must remain nameless as her desk is just down the hall from the Conference Chambers where these things are worked out has revealed to members of this band (under circumstances regarding which we are at this point in our careers able to offer no more than calm assurances that all parties were vehemently consenting and apparently of an age compliant with all but the most prudent moral standards notwithstanding any details which might surface once the pertinent parties exhaust all feasible honourably profitable avenues and resort at last to autobiographical dirt-digging nastinesses to which we'd like to take this seemingly fertile opportunity to preemptively deny) that the touring itinerary currently being devised for Hot Head Show consists principally of sponsored corporate appearances in the glassy lobbies and wood-paneled smoking lounges of the various banks and insurance brokers with whom Tentacle Entertainments is currently in the process of establishing relationships whose implications would seem to extend far beyond the hapless plebeian boundaries of Avant Bang recordings and into vast vertically and horizontally integrated ventures with implications your average continental Everyman might not like the look of - as such, we've been wondering if YOU might have any suggestions as to additional performative opportunities whose perplexative data we can pitch to the bean counters up in the Tentacle Entertainments building in the hope they might be able to work your clubnight or house party or avant-barbeque or whatever into the schedule so that at least a few of the shows on this tour will be in the company of good honest mandems who know a good Bang when they hear one.
REGIONAL TRANSLATIONS:
Dove ti piacerebbe far festa Avant-Bang con noi in Italia?
Wo würden Sie gerne mit uns feiern Avant-Bang in Deutschland?
Kie vi ŝatus partio Avant-Bang kun ni en Eŭropo?
Où aimeriez-vous faire la fête Avant-Bang avec nous en Europe?
Non nahi gurekin Avant-Bang party Europan duzu?
你想与我们在欧洲Avant-Bang爆炸党？
Kde byste chtěl mít Avant-Bang párty u nás v Evropě?
Waar wilt u dat wij een aantal leuke party-time shows spelen in Europa?
Hvar vilt þú okkur að spila skemmtilega aðila-skipti Avant-Bang sýnir í Evrópu?
تم کہاں ہمیں یورپ میں Avant-Bang کچھ مزہ پارٹی کے وقت پتہ چلتا ہے کھیلنے کے لئے پسند کرے گا؟
Cén áit ar mhaith leat dúinn a imirt ar roinnt spraoi Avant-Bang seónna san Eoraip?
どこで私たちはヨーロッパでいくつかの楽しいアバンギャルドバン
Віншуем быць вельмі старанна - вам спадабаецца альбом
April 25-30= UK
May 10-15 = Italia
May 16-21 = Deutschland
May 22-27 = Benelux
Someone somewhere has suggested that the time is right for Hot Head Show to return to the MAINLAND. Our brand managers at Tentacle Entertainments have apparently already confirmed several shows, which they tell us are in "really banging venues, guys", though their reticence when pressed for details does worry us slightly. A junior copyist who must remain nameless as her desk is just down the hall from the Conference Chambers where these things are worked out has revealed to members of this band (under circumstances regarding which we are at this point in our careers able to offer no more than calm assurances that all parties were vehemently consenting and apparently of an age compliant with all but the most prudent moral standards notwithstanding any details which might surface once the pertinent parties exhaust all feasible honourably profitable avenues and resort at last to autobiographical dirt-digging nastinesses to which we'd like to take this seemingly fertile opportunity to preemptively deny) that the touring itinerary currently being devised for Hot Head Show consists principally of sponsored corporate appearances in the glassy lobbies and wood-paneled smoking lounges of the various banks and insurance brokers with whom Tentacle Entertainments is currently in the process of establishing relationships whose implications would seem to extend far beyond the hapless plebeian boundaries of Avant Bang recordings and into vast vertically and horizontally integrated ventures with implications your average continental Everyman might not like the look of - as such, we've been wondering if YOU might have any suggestions as to additional performative opportunities whose perplexative data we can pitch to the bean counters up in the Tentacle Entertainments building in the hope they might be able to work your clubnight or house party or avant-barbeque or whatever into the schedule so that at least a few of the shows on this tour will be in the company of good honest mandems who know a good Bang when they hear one.
REGIONAL TRANSLATIONS:
Dove ti piacerebbe far festa Avant-Bang con noi in Italia?
Wo würden Sie gerne mit uns feiern Avant-Bang in Deutschland?
Kie vi ŝatus partio Avant-Bang kun ni en Eŭropo?
Où aimeriez-vous faire la fête Avant-Bang avec nous en Europe?
Non nahi gurekin Avant-Bang party Europan duzu?
你想与我们在欧洲Avant-Bang爆炸党？
Kde byste chtěl mít Avant-Bang párty u nás v Evropě?
Waar wilt u dat wij een aantal leuke party-time shows spelen in Europa?
Hvar vilt þú okkur að spila skemmtilega aðila-skipti Avant-Bang sýnir í Evrópu?
تم کہاں ہمیں یورپ میں Avant-Bang کچھ مزہ پارٹی کے وقت پتہ چلتا ہے کھیلنے کے لئے پسند کرے گا؟
Cén áit ar mhaith leat dúinn a imirt ar roinnt spraoi Avant-Bang seónna san Eoraip?
どこで私たちはヨーロッパでいくつかの楽しいアバンギャルドバン
Віншуем быць вельмі старанна - вам спадабаецца альбом
